all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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