so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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