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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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