Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
