whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
she pinky promised me she was 18
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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