We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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