no. you can't hotbox the world.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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