is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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