I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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