do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I want to fling myself into the sun
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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