Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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