Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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