Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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