I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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