A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
