You don't have asthma, your pregnant
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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