We're facebook friends in real life
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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