I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't deserve a penis
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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