my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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