Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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