How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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