"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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