420 ftw
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
