: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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