She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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