My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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