I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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