I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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