Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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