Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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