Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
