my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The ass gains better be worth it
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