You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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