Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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