I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That's when you crack a 10am beer
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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