Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you win again, gameday.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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