Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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