TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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