I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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