sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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