if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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