He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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