just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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