So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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