butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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