Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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