She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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