No stitches, just platelets and will power
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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