Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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