just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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