wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if only i could text you this smell
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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