So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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