she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Holy sore nipples Batman
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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