Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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