i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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